Thursday, October 28, 2010

The Spectres Reveal Themselves!

- Ghost Busters, 1984

Thanks to an experimental new photography method, one so highly technical that I can't go into it here, we are able to provide you with actual physical images of the apparitions haunting your local library. I must warn you, these images may be unsettling for some of you. Think twice before following the link.

Phantom #1: The ghostly apparition gestures toward a book stack, as if proud of the  ungodly work it has done.

The apparition seems to have enjoyed the attention, going so far as to pose for the camera. Here, we have a pose eerily reminiscent of Ricky Gervais/David Brent:

And here, the phantom seems to be doing some sort of Blair Witch homage:

All in all, a surprisingly sprightly ghost.

Phantom #2, caught in the act:

Again, notice the maniacal glee the apparition takes in causing such mischief. We have confirmed that the top-most book is Why People Believe Weird Things: Pseudoscience, Superstition, and Other Confusions of Our Time. What wry wit! For a ghost, that is.