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Gillian Flynn’s smoking hot thriller is being turned into a film. David Fincher (
Zodiac,
The Social Network,
Fight Club) is in talks to direct, so my hopes are pretty high for the film.
Gone Girl is a dark and often very funny domestic drama following the events surrounding the disappearance of beautiful Missouri housewife Amy Elliott Dunne. If you read the book, you probably already have an idea of who you would like to play Amy and the other lead characters. Below are some of my picks.
SPOILER ALERT: The book has some major twists, some of which are revealed below. If you haven’t read the book, tread carefully!
Nick Dunne: Nick is Amy’s husband. He used to be a journalist until he was laid off, now he’s a bartender and part-time college professor. He’s in his early to mid-thirties, handsome in an 80s movie villain sort of way (think: James Spader in
Pretty in Pink), and from Missouri (he and Amy relocated from her native NYC after they both were laid off). Nick constantly seeks the approval of others and has some secrets that he’s hiding. When I was reading the book, I pictured Nick as being played by
Matthew McConaughey ten years ago Sadly, time travel has not been invented yet, so he’s a little bit too old now.
First Choice: Bradley Cooper. Cooper is a little bit on the old side, but he can play younger. He’s got the jerkish good looks and acting chops to play Nick.
Runners-Up: It would be fun to
Jake Gyllenhaal play a character who is a little bit of creep and
Maggie Gyllenhaal could play his twin!
Adam Scott would be really, really good in this role too, even though he’s older than B.Coop and not nearly as big of a name. I’ve also heard
Ryan Gosling mentioned for this role, but since he’s on hiatus from acting, that’s probably a no-go. Personally, I think he’s too confident and naive-looking for the part.
Amy Elliott Dunne: The pivotal character in the book, a former NYC career gal turned Missouri housewife. Amy is in her late thirties (she’s a little older than Nick) and a beautiful blonde. She’s the inspiration for her parents’ successful series of children’s books,
Amazing Amy. Amy is a tough role to play. Her character goes from sweet to frighteningly crazy, and she’s incredibly smart. When I read the book, I envisioned her as played by
Anne Hathaway though she’s too young and brunette for the role.
Reese Witherspoon is producing the movie and was rumored to play Amy (though she’s since backed out). While Witherspoon is the right age and look, she might be too much of an obvious choice. Maybe it’s just because I’ll always associate her with Tracy Flick from
Election.
First Choice: I really like the idea of
Gwyneth Paltrow taking on this role. She is blonde, from an upper class family and New York City raised, so she has a really similar background to Amy. And Paltrow can be really good with the right material.
Runners-Up: It would be cool to see an actress who usually stars in fluffy material like rom-coms or romantic melodramas in this role.
Rachel McAdams,
Jennifer Garner, or
Katherine Heigl would all be fine choices to play Amy.
Margo “Go” Dunne: Nick’s beloved twin sister. She’s in her early thirties and very pretty in an old fashioned way. Go works with Nick at their bar and has a dry sense of humor.
First Choice: Zooey Deschanel.
Runners-Up: Maggie Gyllenhaal (and not just with Jake) or Juliette Lewis.
Andie: SPOILER ALERT. Andie is Nick’s “very very young, very very pretty” mistress. She was a student in one of Nick’s classes. Andie is a curvy brunette and very much the opposite of ice queen Amy. When I read the book, I pictured
Alison Brie playing Andie. But while she plays a college sophomore on
Community, Brie is really quite a bit older than Andie.
First Choice: To increase the creepiness of Nick’s character, I would cast former Disney star
Selena Gomez. She’s 20 right now, so about the perfect age to play a college student. And picturing her coupled with Bradley Cooper is quite unsettling.
Runners-Up: Gomez’s
Spring Breakers co-star
Vanessa Hudgens could definitely take on the role. She’s a little bit more mature, so it makes the pairing less weird.
Rand and Marybeth Elliott: Amy’s somewhat self-absorbed writer parents. The Elliotts stand by Nick, at least initially. I’d cast
Mimi Kennedy and
Jeffrey Tambor.
Desi: Amy’s ex-stalker, a wealthy momma’s boy.
Jude Law would be great if he can do the accent.
Desi’s Mom: Looks creepily like Amy.
Blythe Danner is the obvious choice.
Nick’s Dad: A senile misogynist. He’s way overqualified, but no one convey crazed old man in the same was as
Christopher Walken.
Tanner: Nick’s sleazy defense attorney. My first thought was
Bob Odenkirk, who is so good as shady lawyer Saul Goodman on
Breaking Bad. But he probably doesn’t want to be typecast.
Matthew McConaughey could be really good and flashy in this part. For a smaller name,
Ray Wise could bring an interesting mix of creepiness and authority.
Ellen Abbott: A Nancy Grace-like TV show host. If her sense of humor is good enough, the best person for this role is obviously
Nancy Grace.
