Just a dude, sitting on a stoop, petting my tomatoes.
Dog, you are the only one I can trust now. |
Yah, brah, I'm down with that!
So hot right now!
Mugger Chic: It's a hard knock life for Rocco.
Ninja Chef: Any closer and I will throw this burger at your face!
I hear what you are saying, little girl, and I completely disagree!
Shame Eating: Two burgers! Bad Rocco, bad!
Passionate Eating: I can be your hero, burger. I can kiss away the pain.
Ain't nobody at Whole Foods gonna steal Rocco's wallet!
It tickles! It tickles!
Sweet smell of success: These cookies make it all worthwhile.
Check out more awkward modeling by Rocco (and recipes too) in one of his cookbooks:
Now Eat This! Diet (2011).
Now Eat This! (2010).
Rocco's Five Minute Flavor (2005).